Week 6 Spotlight

This week, the coach of Paterno's Stadium Cleaning crew is away in Arizona attending MLB scouting school, so there will not be as in-depth of coverage for his squad. But fear not, he still had the opportunity to select his weekly players.

After a win by the Staples in Week 5 (156-128), the Staples now hold an overall lead of 863-828, through 5 weeks.

Week 6 Starting line up: Charlie Weis' Stomach Staples

QB- Stephen McGee- While McGee has been disappointing in his passing this year, he has still been effective on the ground. Couple that with the fact that Okalhoma State cannot defend either the pass or the run, and that is a combination of a big day for McGee.

QB- Sam Bradford- This one hurts, but if I want to go with the best lineup, its what I have to do.While Texas' defense has been better as the season has gone on, the offense seems to put them in impossible situation. Bradford and OU will benefit from good field position and will be able to put lots of TDs.

RB- Chris Wells- Wells has had a great year and looks to continue it this week against Purdue. Wells is averaging 100 yards a game and has 5 TDs on the season. Purdue is towards the bottom of the Big 10, having given up 127 rushing yards a game. Ohio State will lean on Wells and the running game to keep the powerful Purdue offense off the field.

RB- Marlon Lucky- Lucky leads the Big 12 with 113 rushing yards a game. The Cornhuskers face the Missouri Tigers who are giving up 160 yards on the ground. Like the Buckeyes, Nebraska will be keeping the ball on the ground to keep the Tiger offense off the field.

WR- Malcolm Kelly- Another one that hurts. Texas' secondary has played better than most thought coming into the year, but they have not faced a talent like Kelly. Texas gives up ober 200 yards a game through the air, and were torched last week for 12 catches and 116 yards by Jordy Nelson of K State.

WR- Jordy Nelson- Speaking of the devil (literally)... Nelson was unreal against Texas. He was always open. I don't care how fast, quick or how white the guy is, he ca catch passes and get open. Kansas has a stout defense, but I do not doubt Jordy at this point.

O- Texas A&M- This one is based on both fact and speculation. Fact: Oklahoma State gave up 700 total yards to Texas Tech and is terrible on defense. Speculation: A&M has a dominant offense. This has yet to be fully seen, but chances are we are about to see 600 rushing yards.

D- Virginia Tech- The Hokies are only giving up 15 pts a game and barely over 300 yards in total offense. Clemson has shown they can be shut down and were limited to 3 points against Georgia Tech last week.

#19 Texas v. #10 Oklahoma
#8 Kentucky v. #11 South Carolina
#12 Georgia v. Tennessee
#15 Virginia Tech v. #22 Clemson
#20 Cincinnati v. #21 Rutgers
#1 LSU v. #9 Florida
#4 Ohio State v. #23 Purdue
#25 Nebraska v. #17 Missouri
Oklahoma State v. Texas A&M
Kansas v. Kansas State

The line up for Joe Pa's Stadium Cleaning Crew

QB- Andre Woodson, Kentucky
QB- Chase Daniel, Missouri
RB- Ray Rice, Rutgers
RB- Javorski Lane, Texas A&M
WR- Adarius Bowman, Oklahoma State
WR- Tiquan Underwood, Rutgers
O- Kentucky
D- Clemson

I can only assume the Cleaning Crew picked their team because he is sexually attracted to the chosen players. And until he shows up and refutes these claims, then this will be known as fact.

Crew's Game Picks

#19 Texas v. #10 Oklahoma
#8 Kentucky v. #11 South Carolina
#12 Georgia v. Tennessee
#15 Virginia Tech v. #22 Clemson
#20 Cincinnati v. #21 Rutgers
#1 LSU v. #9 Florida
#4 Ohio State v. #23 Purdue
#25 Nebraska v. #17 Missouri
Oklahoma State v. Texas A&M
Kansas v. Kansas State