You Have Got to be F*CKING Kidding Me!!!

The only Longhorn ever to beat OU all 4 years as a starter, Peter Gardere, was arrested last night on suspicion of DWI. Jesus Humberto Christ, will this ever stop?! Not only are former Longhorns being put behind bars faster than Paris Hilton & Lindsey Lohan, now former players are falling into trouble as well. I am literally feeling ill right now.

What the hell is next?! Darrell Royal free basing crack? Earl Campbell being caught with a sack of rooffies? I may not even be shocked at this point.

Peter "The Great"

Oh, and a small side note, Tyrell Gatewood has been suspended from all team activities pending the conclusion of the legal process (meaning we will never see him in a UT uniform again). Oh and I forgot to mention earlier that future great DB Ben Wells was in the car and was given a citation for possession of drug paraphernalia.

You think that Gatewood and Gardere traded some fun stories about gridiron greatness?