Not How You Want Your Baptists to Act

Baylor offensive line coach Eric Schnupp was arrested early Sunday morning by Waco police for urinating on a bar. Yes, he urinated on a bar.

The arrest came hours after Kansas had finished off the Bears 58-10. Schnupp is in his first season as the offensive line coach, after spending three season at West Texas A&M. Obviously, this kind of behavior is not out of the ordinary at West Texas A&M. Hey isn't Ryan Leaf a volunteer coach there? That would explain it.

Baylor has been outscored in three conference games this season 135-43. Things are obviously looking up.

http://deadspin.com/sports/this-beer-tastes-like-pee/meet-eric-whizzer-schnupp-311195.php

Sorting out the Texas Problems

With the rash of arrests since June reaching seven yesterday, many think the Texas program is in danger of becoming the next Miami, if they already haven't become it. Mack Brown doesn't think there is a problem, and thinks the current system he has in place will fix the problems. We here at Drinking the Forty are disgusted that this is our football team, and think Mack Brown is wrong in his assesment. We think there is a serious problem, and it should be dealt with swiftly and sternly. Therefore, we here at Drinking the Forty are proud to present the Texas Longhorn Disciplinary Chart.

A handy guide to assist Mack Brown with getting his program back on the right track...

Miss a class or a team meeting
While this is not the biggest offense, we think letting small transgressions go unpunished will lead to bigger problems.

Punishment
Spend the day dressed like a teletubby. Preferably the purple one.

Fail a test
Discipline in the classroom will carry over to discipline on and off the field. Making the players accountable everywhere they go and in everything they do will make them think before they act.

Punishment
They should be forced to sit and watch a WNBA game from start to finish. This will make studying seem much more appeasing.

Yay! Layups!

Charged with a misdemeanor
Whether you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, or if you had nothing to do with a crime, you have to change what you do, where you go, and who you hang out with.

Punishment
Take a page out of one of the most respected football coaches in the country's book, Joe Pa. For even the smallest of indescrestion, let them clean the stadium. That way they well have some experience when they have to clean the side of a highway.

Charged with a Felony
Too many players have done too much wrong this season. Just suspending them from the team isn't enough. They need to know that committing a crime is serious.

Punishment
If you can't ask offensive questions to John Kerry, you shouldn't be able to commit felonies.


Guilty of a Misdemeanor
Granted, if they're guilty of a crime they will most likely be excused from the team. But is that really enough?

Punishment*
I think there's no punishment worse than a night with OU Fan Allen Michael Beckett. Nothing like a sharp tug on the scrotum will straighten up a trouble maker.


Guilty of a Felony
This in inexcusable, and we as fans are angered and embarrased to have such people as a part of our program and university. As fans we want retribution.

Punishment**
Well they're going to prison anyways. Why not just take this with them.

http://www.sorrellspitbulls.com/pitbull_breeding_stand.html

*DTF does not actually condone the gripping of the scrotum in any circumstances.
**DTF does not actually condone the use of a breeding stand on anything or anyone.

This is What Longhorn Football is Now: Embarrassing

Its not like anyone can disagree or retort. This is just sad.

With Leather...

"Worst Season Ever..." ANOTHER TEXAS PLAYER ARRESTED

Honestly, I am at the point were I would RATHER be in Notre Dame's situation right now. I would rather be 0-3 and not scoring a touchdown than have another player arrested. I don't even have anything else to write right now. Too angry....

James Henry Arrested.

The fun part of suspensions

When every player on your team gets suspended, it puts you in a bad mood. However, when everyone on your team gets reinstated, it's almost like Christmas. Texas reinstated WR Billy Pittman, LB Sergio Kindle, and DE Henry Melton today and will rejoin the team in time to be available for Saturday's game against Rice.

WR Billy Pittman will be a welcome addition as Jordan Shipley has been dealing with hamstring problems and Limas Sweed has been hobbled by a nagging ankle injury. Pittman is a much needed deep threat as Colt McCoy looks to be close to insanity from all the five yard passes he has had to throw. Pittman was probably our second best receiver, behind Sweed, coming into the season, and with the emergance of Nate Jones and Quan Cosby, the passing game could once again be potent.

LB Sergio Kindle's reinstatement is a very good addition as well. If he can live up to expectations as an impact linebacker that will be in the starting lineup sooner than later, then Texas fans can start to boast that we have a linebacker finally. If Kindle doesn't have the kind of impact we are hoping for, he will still be useful, because six mediocre linebackers is better than five mediocre linebackers, right?

I suppose the reinstatement of DE Henry Melton is also a welcome sign as well. While he will not have the impact that the other two's return will have, we all enjoy having Henry Melton back. Though I think we all were hoping he had turned out more like Javorskie Lane and less like Henry Melton, during his Longhorn career.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3024475

Apparently it is REALLY Hard Not to Get Arrested

In what has become almost laughable (if it didn't make me want to throw up) another Texas Longhorn football player has been arrested. Safety Tyrell Gatewood was book, in Austin, on charges of possession of a dangerous drug.

Tyrell Gatewood Arrested

It's hard to even know what to think anymore. It can't possibly this hard to keep from getting arrested in Austin. I cannot imagine Mack is going to be please with this latest incident and I have a feeling we will no longer be seeing Mr. Gatewood's smiling face in our weekly program. You might remember Tyrell Gatewood from such arrests as "Tarell Brown & Tyrell Gatewood Arrested and Suspended Before Ohio State Game 2006." Good times.