Friday, October 19, 2007

Week 8 Spotlight

With the Staples hanging on to an ever thinning lead, week 8 needs to be a solid week to keep the Cleaning Crew at bay.

QB- Chase Daniel- Daniel may be just the 2nd best QB in the Big 12, but that also might put him as the 2nd best QB in the nation. With the exception of 1 costly mistake, Daniel had a great game against Oklahoma. Daniel is passing for almost 350 yards a game and has 16 TDs to only 6 INTs.

QB- Chad Henne- Michigan and Henne seems to be coming together at the right time. Against Purdue, Henne went foe 270 yards and 2 scores. He is still looking to Manningham as one of the best pass catchers in America. He looks to continue to bolster his expectation laden senior year.

RB- Michael Hart- Should be the leading Heisman candidate thus far in the year. Hart leads the nation with 150 yards per game and 12 TDs on the year. Hart has lead the Michigan team all year and looks to, again, for another week.

RB- Ray Rice- Umm... Is it cheating that I aleady know what Rice did on Thursday? (I didn't know before I selected him.) I predict Rice will go for 181yards and no TDs. Umm... That's exactly what he did.

WR- Mario Manningham- Has been the go-to wide out for the Wolverines for 3 years. Mario went for 180 yards and 2TDs against Purdue. Hopefully, he replicates that this week.

WR- Michael Crabtree- Crabtree had a down week last week. Oh by the way, that means he had 170 yards recieving, just no TDs. Crabtree is a dark horse Heisman candidate as a freshman and looks to abuse another secondary.

O- Michigan- I have really hitched my wagon to the Michigan Offense this week, so it is no surprise that I have Michigan's overall offense. Let's just hope that Illinois doesn't rise up and knock off the Wolverines because that would be a death blow for the Staples.

D- Florida State- The Defense is all that has kept Florida State's head above water this year. Couple that with the lowly Miami offense and the Seminoles look to pitch a shutout this week.

Week 8 Spotlight

After a two week hiatus, and watching Joe Pa's Stadium Cleaning Crew struggle to perform well, we enter week 8 ready to turn around the struggles. After some scoring adjustments the Stomach Staples hold a 1165-1155 lead. But have no fear, Week 8 will turn it all around...

Quarterbacks
Graham Harrell takes his show on the road to Missouri this week. He has put up astonishing numbers this season, and don't look for the Tigers mediocre defense to put a stop to it. The Red Raiders will throw all game long. Andre Woodson has been battle tested and has played solid in big games. That will be no different this week as he takes on the Florida Gators. But the Gators defense is no where near the LSU defense that he faced last week. He should shread the Gators on the ground and through the air.

Running Backs
UCLA has a solid defense, but California's offense is loaded, and they will throw the ball and spread out UCLA's defense. When this happens, Justin Forsett will take advantage inside and kill the Bruins on the ground. Rashad Mendenhall has had a great season for the Illini, running for 839 and 10 TDs in 7 games. He is the key for this Illinois team and he will get the ball early and often against the Wolverines. He won't do tons of damage on the ground, but look for him to get in the endzone against Michigan.

Wide Receivers
As Texas fans will tell you, the Kansas State Wildcats have one receiving threat, Jordy Nelson. Despite this information, Nelson continues to make catches, 56 for 727 in 6 games. This shouldn't change as Oklahoma State doesn't have a great defense. Speaking of passing offenses, Texas Tech has the best in the country. While Michael Crabtree gets all of the exposure, Danny Amendola is having a great season as well. As defenses gear towards Crabtree more and more, look for Amendola to benefit.

Offense/Defense
Texas Tech's offense is the premier unit in the country. It will get to shine on a national stage as they face Missouri. The Tigers unit hasn't been formidable for much of the season, and Texas Tech will be their greatest challenge yet. Tech will shread the Missouri defense en route to a big day. LSU's defense had a lackluster showing against Kentucky, and you can expect them to rebound in a big way. They face a good Auburn team, but it's a team that relies on their defense. The game should be under 20 points, and LSU's defense should cause problems all day for Auburn.

Picks
(2) South Florida (6-0) at. Rutgers (4-2)
Texas A&M (5-2) at. Nebraska (4-3)
(12) California
(5-1) at. UCLA (4-2)
Miami (4-3) at. Florida State (4-2)
(15) Florida (4-2) at. (7) Kentucky (6-1)
(24) Texas Tech (6-1) at. (16) Missouri (5-1)
(21) Tennessee (4-2) at. Alabama (5-2)
Kansas State (4-2) at. Oklahoma State (4-3)
(25) Michigan (5-2)
at. Illinois (5-2)
(17) Auburn (5-2) at. (4) LSU (6-1)

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Lessons We Could Have Learned From Mark Cuban


We learned a few weeks ago that Roy Williams is a classy catch for any lucky lady. Trips to McDonald's, bowling, and a movie in, is more than most can handle. Of course he also elaborated, saying that he never tips the pizza guy.

As Mark Cuban and his Dairy Queen experience taught us, this was probably not the smartest thing to say. And of course it drew the ire of Pizza Hut, who offered to teach Roy the importance of tipping.

So of course, to smooth everything over, Roy spent yesterday delivering pizzas for two hours to the greater Detroit area. No word yet on how well he was tipped.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Not How You Want Your Baptists to Act

Baylor offensive line coach Eric Schnupp was arrested early Sunday morning by Waco police for urinating on a bar. Yes, he urinated on a bar.

The arrest came hours after Kansas had finished off the Bears 58-10. Schnupp is in his first season as the offensive line coach, after spending three season at West Texas A&M. Obviously, this kind of behavior is not out of the ordinary at West Texas A&M. Hey isn't Ryan Leaf a volunteer coach there? That would explain it.

Baylor has been outscored in three conference games this season 135-43. Things are obviously looking up.

http://deadspin.com/sports/this-beer-tastes-like-pee/meet-eric-whizzer-schnupp-311195.php

Big XII Power Rankings

In what has been a crazy season thus far (#2 South Florida), the Big XII has not spared themselves from the festivities. The Big XII North has staged a slight resurgance this season, and this coming with absolutely no help from the Cornhuskers. We have just gotten into the teeth of the Big XII Conference schedule, so there is plenty of time for the world to get back on its axis. Though that may not happen and South Florida will play Hawaii for the National Title game with Kansas playing Texas Tech for the Big XII Title.

On to the rankings...

Top Teir
#4 Oklahoma (6-1) (2-1) - W - 41-31 vs. #11 Missouri
- The Sooners have steadied the ship with wins over Texas and Missouri. They are back to playing solid championship football and are in the mix for a National Championship as well as the Big XII Title. The defense has looked susecptible over the past two weeks, and with a freshman quarterback it is possible for an off week.

#15 Kansas (6-0) (2-0) - W - 58-10 vs. Baylor
- The only unbeaten team left in the Big XII, Kansas silenced some critics with a solid win on the road against Kansas State. Other than that game, they have just been rolling through weak teams. If they are still standing from their next three (at A&M, vs. Neb, at OSU) then they could be a darkhorse for the National Title and staring a BCS bowl right in the face. Though I think if I wanted to have a successful season, I would schedule four really bad non-conference opponents and avoid having to play Oklahoma, Texas, and Texas Tech in conference.

#15 Missouri (5-1) (1-1) - L - 41-31 at #6 Oklahoma
- The defense finally let the Tigers down as the offense couldn't match the 41 points that Oklahoma put on the board. Missouri will need to figure out ways to stop opposing offenses if they want to remain in the Big XII chase. This week Texas Tech comes to town and Missouri will have to find some way to slow down Graham Harrell (3100 yards, 31 TDs). If Missouri can keep Texas Tech to under 40 points, they should be able to win the game and reestablish themselves as the favorite in the Big XII North. Should they lose, they could be entering their traditional late season tail spin.

#22 Texas Tech (6-1) (2-1) - W - 35-7 vs. Texas A&M
- A convincing win for Texas Tech puts them atop the Big XII South with, well, everyone else. But if the defense can continue to perform, and by perform hold teams to under 35 points, then their offense will take care of the rest. Graham Harrell is putting up silly numbers and it appears that no one can cover Michael Crabtree (1200 yards, 17 TDs). The offense is performing as well as it ever has, but if the defense can even play mediocre, this becomes a very scary team. The question is whether A&M is struggling that much right now, or whether they have signs of life on the defense. Chase Daniel and Missouri will answer that question for us this weekend. Tech needs this game as Texas and Oklahoma still loom large on the schedule.

The Middle Teir
#19 Texas (5-2) (1-2) - W - 56-3 at Iowa State
- Some would say that Texas should remain in the top tier, citing their overall talent and the way they have played the last two weeks. But, Texas is effectively out of the Big XII race, unless Oklahoma finds away to lose two more games. Texas winning out is not even a lock, as Texas Tech and Oklahoma State boast wide open passing attacks that will put a strain on the Texas defense. But Texas still has time before they have to worry about that as they first face the woeful Baylor Bears and the trainwreck that is the Cornhuskers.

#25 Kansas State (4-2) (2-1) - W - 47-20 vs. Colorado
- Kansas rebounded nicely from their loss to Kansas by putting an impressive game together against Colorado. This is by far the best performance by the Kansas State offense, and the Wildcats continue to impress by the way they play. They are a well coached team, and appear to have an effective game plan each week that they execute well. They still might not have the talent to win the Big XII, but they are a tough matchup and will definetely be in the running for the Big XII North for years to come.

Oklahoma State (4-3) (2-1) - W - 45-14 at Nebraska
- The Cowboys appear to be all the way back from their disasterous start to the 2007 season. They are a long way from that train wreck of a football team, and a long way from what now appears to be preposterous pre-season Heisman predictions for backup quarterback Bobby Reid. But Bobby Reid is a wonderful young man and we wish him the best (Breathe, Mike Gundy, breathe). Quarterback Zac Robinson is much more stable under center and Oklahoma State has their swagger back. This teams holds their destiny in their hands as they have beaten Texas Tech and will face Kansas, Kansas State, Texas, and Oklahoma the rest of the way. It is a daunting task and will probably be too much, but they will beat some people.

Texas A&M (5-2) (2-1) - L - 35-7 at Texas Tech
- Texas A&M has lots of problems and are short on answers. What makes it worse, is that no one is sure what the problems exactly are since the end of the Insider Newsletter. The Aggies appear to be unable to regain what once was a powerful offense, and has become one dimensional, and even that dimension hasn't been very good. Texas A&M travels to Nebraska this weekend in a game they need to salvage their season. If they cannot win against Big Red, it will be time to sound the alarms, as the Aggies end their season with four straight ranked opponents (Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Texas). Things could get awfully bad, awfully fast for the Aggies.

The Bottom Tier
Nebraska (4-3) (1-2) - L - 45-14 vs. Oklahoma State
- Things continue to go downhill for Nebraska. Nebraska doesn't give up 40 points at home. They have done that 3 times this season (USC, Ball State, Oklahoma State). Sam Keller hasn't lived up to any expectations, and the program has not regained the status that they had hoped in year four of the Bill Calahan experiment. But the problems have been solved, as Nebraska fired their Athletic Director this week. Obviously he is the reason their defense can't stop anyone. Nebraska is out of the running in the Big XII North. At this point they just want to avoid a losing season and embarrasing themselves any worse than they did against Oklahoma State.

Colorado (4-3) (2-1) - L - 47-20 at Kansas State
- Colorado has made great strides from last season, and the Oklahoma win, is something that Dan Hawkins will be able to build his program with. However, they won't be sneaking up on anyone the rest of the season, and that's unfortunate with Kansas, Texas Tech, and Missouri up next for the Buffaloes. They have exceeded all expectations for this season, and Hawkins won't let them settle the rest of the way. But they still are a year or two away from competing for the Big XII crown.

Baylor (3-4) (0-3) - L - 58-10 at #20 Kansas
- The Bears appear to have peaked last season, as they are back in the cellar of the Big XII South. They are not very good on offense and defense, and they showed it last week with a thumping at the hands of Kansas. Baylor doesn't play Iowa State, so they will need to upset somebody if they want to avoid an 0-8 Big XII campaign. The Bears seem to be trapped in a vicious cycle of hiring a new coach, peaking in year four, falling apart in year five, and starting over with a new coach. I'm not saying Guy Morriss, is fired at the end of the year, but you'd have to wonder if the Bears go (3-9) (0-8). It all just seems to similar to the experience of their last head coach.

Iowa State (1-6) (0-3) - L - 56-3 vs. #22 Texas
- Iowa State is bad. I wasn't sure just how bad they were until I watched them play this weekend. They are terrible. I'm not sure that Rice looked as bad as Iowa State did. What makes matters worse is Iowa State is the least penalized team in the Big XII. That means they don't make mistakes. They are just bad. I would be shocked if they win another game all season. Their only remaining game against an unranked opponent is a home tilt with Colorado. Hope you know what you got yourself into Mr. Chizik.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Week 7 Spotlight

After a big win from Jo Pa's Cleaning Crew (204 - 186), the total score for the year is now 1049-1032 with Weis' Staple still hanging onto a slim lead. Once again, Jo Pa's coach is in Arizona at MLB scout camp, so he will not benefit from an explanation of his player selections.

Charlie Weis' Stomach Staples lineup:

QB- Chase Daniel- Daniel had a huge week with 2 passing TDs and 2 rushing TDs, all the while leading Missouri pass Nebraska and into a #11 ranking. Daniel does face Oklahoma, but Colt McCoy showed that OU can be passed on and beaten as long as you don't make mistakes. This will be a shootout that Daniel can rack up stats in.

QB- Casey Painter- Painter goes against Michigan's defense which had shown that it can give up yards (ask Dennis Dixon). Painter is the top QB in Big 10 and looks to have a big game at the Big House. Painter will put up numbers as Purdue is a pass first offense.

RB- Mike Hart- Hart is the top RB in that nation and should be leading the Heisman race. He has 163 rushing yards a game and 10 touchdowns on the year. Hart is keeping Michigan alive. The Wolverines will try to keep Painter off the field with the run game. Hart is going to rack up big yards.

RB- PJ Hill- Hill averages 125 yards a game and has 10 TDs on the year. The 3rd leading rusher in the Big 10 has to go against a stout Penn State defense, but the Badgers will be leaning hard on the legs of PJ.

WR- Harry Douglas- Louisville has had a disappointing year as a team, but Douglas has put up some huge personal numbers. He is Brian Brohm's top threat in an offense that averages over 400 yards passing a game.

WR- Adarius Bowman- Bowman is averaging over 100 yards receiving on the year and has caught 6 touchdowns. He is the top threat on Oklahoma State's team and looks to have a big game against a porous A&M defense.

O- Louisville- Louisville has the 5th best offense in America and shows no signs of slowing down. They go up against a strong Cincinnati defense, but they have not been stopped this year. It is not likely the Bearkats will stop the Cardinals either.

D- Penn State- As inconstant as State's offense has been, the defense has been that solid. PJ Hill may get his yards, but the Lion defense has answered every call and passed every test this year.

#19 Wisconsin v. Penn State
#1 LSU
v. #17 Kentucky
#6 Oklahoma v. #9 Missouri
Louisville
v. #15 Cincinnati
#22 Auburn
v. Arkansas
Purdue v. Michigan
Indiana
v. Michigan St
Vanderbilt v. #24 Georgia
Nebraska
v. Oklahoma State
Georgia Tech
v. Miami

Joe Paterno's Stadium Cleaning Crew lineup:

Sam Bradford
Brian Brohm
Darren McFadden
Tashard Choice
Malcolm Kelly
James Johnson
Cincinnati
Georgia Tech

#19 Wisconsin v. Penn State
#1 LSU
v. #17 Kentucky
#6 Oklahoma v. #9 Missouri
Louisville
v. #15 Cincinnati
#22 Auburn v. Arkansas
Purdue v. Michigan
Indiana
v. Michigan St
Vanderbilt v. #24 Georgia
Nebraska
v. Oklahoma State
Georgia Tech
v. Miami

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Big 12 Preseason Basketball Honors

Texas' D.J. Augustin tops the Preseason basketball list for the Big 12. The coaches voted him to be the top player in the league. Despite that, Texas faces a tough road in the Big 12 without Kevin Durant back for his sophomore year. Texas looks to compete with Kansas and Texas A&M for a very tough Big 12 title.

2007-08 Preseason All Big 12 Team

G Curtis Jerrells, Baylor JR
F Darrell Arthur, Kansas SO
G Brandon Rush, Kansas JR
C Aleks Maric, Nebraska SR
G D.J. Augustin, Texas SO
C Joseph Jones, Texas A&M SR

Player of the Year: D.J. Augustin, Texas
Newcomer of the Year: DeMarre Carroll, Missouri
Freshman of the Year: Micheal Beasley, Kansas State

Preseason Polls